Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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