Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
