Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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