i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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