is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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