yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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