school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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