The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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