before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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