you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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