marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
