4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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