We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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