My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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