I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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