and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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