big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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