just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
God, I missed his penis.
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