Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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