Pregnant stripper...not hot.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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