He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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