We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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