if you like me you must not know who I am
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
