I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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