whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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