So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
