Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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