she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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