if you like me you must not know who I am
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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