I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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