we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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