walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Actions speak louder than pants.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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