real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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