hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
