Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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