i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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