Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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