Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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