dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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