He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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