yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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