We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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