The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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