It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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