How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
