I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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