i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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