turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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