You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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