Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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